*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie